Sunday 1 February 2009

i actually hate people who say fucking stupid shit like "i was born in the wrong era, i love everything about the 1950's!"

i wish you were born in a different era aswell and lived in the 50's, just so you'd be closer to your death-bed instead of anywhere in my life.
coincidentally, i love everything about the 1950's too; i just simply love the korean war, juvenile delinquency, partial continuation of post-wwii rationing and the iron curtain!

people say that burlesque dancing is more than just taking your clothes off; it's a celebration of the female form and indepedence. these people are probably those who make complaints about the male-dominated society in which we still live today, then claim to love the 50's, which embraced patriarchy with open arms; man goes to work, woman pops out snotfaced spawn and lives as a glamourous housewife... because clearly they all tottered around in heels whilst making cupcakes, wiping their children's shitty arses and scrubbing pans.


wearing your hair in a quiff, wearing peep-toe shoes, shopping in charity shops because then you're wearing 'vintage' (ie: piss-stained clothes some granny died in), claiming to be a 'model' and/or taking part in yet another boring and shit 'burlesque' act, does not mean you love everything about the 1950's.


and you're not a model, you're a twat.. it's not 1950 anymore, now take your excessive materialism and false ideas of history and fuck off.

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